“Stu, what are you doing?”
“Clicking cookies.”
“It’s four o’ clock in the morning; why on earth are you clicking cookies?”
“Because I’ve lost control of my life.”
the little grandmas on the counter oh my god
Literally everything from memes to cats to Nintendo
Lessons I have learnt since:
1. Don’t let the country bumpkin who slep 100 years out on the open fields on his own.
2. You just shouldn’t EQUIP metal in thunder, you can still keep it in your bag.
3. Flame potions only work if you drink them BEFORE everything is on fire.